He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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