I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
