That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i love accidental penises.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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