my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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