We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They have beer where we have blood.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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