Your dad touched me again.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Boobs speak an international language.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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