Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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