do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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