what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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