I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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