I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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