Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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