Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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