I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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