At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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