I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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