Duck Duck Cougar?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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