FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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