Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You were trust falling into bushes
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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