did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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