butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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