so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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