just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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