Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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