Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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