i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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