i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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