No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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