I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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