Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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