Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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