apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Houston, we have a blender
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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