so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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