these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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