yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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