Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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