the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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