I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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