Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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