oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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