Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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