so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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