Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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