She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
