Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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