you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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