How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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