what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am midnight drunk by noon
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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