Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
