Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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