is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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