dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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